The Ten Commandments of Dogging
- Thou shalt not block thine neighbour’s view. Take care thou dost not obscure the sight of thy fellow dogger, and yield the right of way to those who arrived before you.
- Thou shalt look with thine eyes, not with thine hands, until invited. Layest not thine hands upon a person without their explicit verbal permission.
- Thou shalt wear thine own rubbers. Thou shalt adorn thine male organs with the finest sheaths of latex for the prevention of sexually transmitted diseases and unwanted pregnancy.
- Thou shalt covet thy neighbour’s wife. Thou shalt swing and make merry with thine own mate and all other consenting parties.
- Heed the sanctity of a woman’s right to refuse. What part of “No” dost thou not understand, thou pushy bastard?
- Honour thy neighbor’s anonymity. Thou shalt not expose or otherwise compromise the privacy of thine fellow doggers.
- Thou shalt not destroy public property nor trespass upon private property. The country parks, beauty spots, lovers’ lanes and car parks of the land shall not be desecrated.
- Thou shalt not fornicate before innocents. Keep thine revelries from the eyes of children and unsuspecting passers by, and refrain from disturbing the peace and attracting attention.
- Thou shalt honour the laws, both while parking and dogging. Thou shall park legally and engage the parking brake when at rest and thou shall not break the laws of the land.
- Thou shalt clean up after thine own self. Before thou departest, gather unto thee all of thine used condoms, torn wrappers, discarded tissues and other rubbish, and dispose of them in a bin.
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If you don’t understand Olde English, a modern way to interpret the unofficial dogging commandments list above is as foloows :-
- Be polite to fellow doggers and give them right of way if they arrive before you.
- Ask before joining in with dogging couples.
- Make sure you are prepared for safe sex and take condoms with you.
- Only have sex with consenting parties.
- Remember that a woman always has the right to refuse.
- Do not expose or compromise the privacy of fellow doggers.
- Do not destroy public property or trespass upon private property.
- Do not disturb the peace or any unsuspecting non dogging folks.
- Respect the laws of the land.
- Remember to clean up after yourself. Make sure you dispose of rubbish properly.
