Mystery Dogger Poster
An odd poster on land close to Barnehurst Golf Course, near Bexleyheath, has appeared warning people about a dumpy woman on the hunt for dogging partners.
The poster describes a middle aged woman who has a sexual motive for her trips out and about, and the poster states that: “This woman is a disgusting pervert. She and her partner are doggers, trying to test the waters to see if you want to join in their dirty antics.”
The unknown author of the poster indicated that they have fallen victim to the advances of this mystery dogger, saying that she touched them inappropriately and that “She is trying to arrange seedy get-togethers on this field.” adding: “We have all seen the stockings on the bushes.”
A spokesman for the golf course said he was unaware of the poster, but that green keepers regularly check the land and would “immediately remove” the sign if they find it.
The Poster in Full
A local dogger who goes by the name of Barry the Banger told us that “The person who wrote this poster needs to be taught some manners. He should have said fuller figured rather than dumpy and he should have said mature rather than middle aged. Also the description doesn’t mention any clothing but I do have my suspicions as to who it might be, but I can’t be sure who this mystery dogger is.”
According to Barry, if it’s who who he thinks it is, she is often seen at a variety of dogging spots in Kent.
In answer to Steve Ball who wrote to his local paper saying “Myself, my wife, my girlfriend, my wife’s boyfriend, my wife’s girlfriend, that lovely couple we got friendly with in Greece and Elsie from the corner shop are all very worried that we might stumble across this filth so would appreciate an exact location so we can avoid it” we suggest he checks out this dogging locations guide, detailing where randy doggers, both old and new, can make the most of the long summer nights.
Who is this mystery dogger? If you have any information, please do let us know.
